...something John writes would “have been funnier if he was kidding.”

We DO still have tickets available (we expanded it) so please get on that—the more MGoBlog readers in the audience, the more people will get my jokes.

Look, I wanted to save the club. Could you come up with a better idea?

So I called in, wormed my way past Miz, and issued a challenge. Somehow Sam Webb got blamed for it (16:30).

"M.A.C.'s defeat is nothing for her to be ashamed of. It simply was a case of a better-conditioned and smarter eleven overpowering another that, though it lacked nothing in the way of fight that its enemy possessed, failed to cope with the superior knowledge of the game that was Michigan's by right of judgment and the attending conditions."

Nails Vito, need more Michael.

Look at his beard; he spends all his time on that thing, and honestly, that’s the move.

The best part.

I’d rather have John Bacon coaching my team than you, Seth.

on the radio uh oh, on the bradio uh oh, on the bradio uh oh, on the bradio ooooooh. Da dadum dadum: this is how it works...