You put your NEPSAC in and your AJHL out, and then you shake it all about 

pew pew pew 

reasonably sure that these guys are going to play games as scheduled

either a very good development or the greatest OHL draft con of all time 

let's all get our hopes up for another high OHL draft pick 

Michigan hockey ceases being defensive-minded right... now

who names their kid buddy 

not a metaphor 

just when you think you've got Mark Dantonio he brings out the strawberries 

Say something to the alums and students and former players about the future of the program.