you win again, black pit of negative expectations 

A Florida player puts a finishing move on Christian Turner

Michigan could have done so much more with its season. Instead, it got blown out twice to end it.

In the year 2775 an elite force of TIME COPS has mostly fixed the world's problems but would like to keep its giant budget intact.

He was a tall drink of water with an altar boy's haircut, an angel in a city full of sinners. I needed help. I needed him.

in which Roy Williams has steam come out of his ears 

the good news for hooting jackal demons is that they can save a lot of money on disguises, which are unnecessary when you're portraying an Ohio State fan 

Michigan lost to Ohio State, 62-39, on Saturday

A win could have set the course of Michigan's program for the remainder of Jim Harbaugh's tenure. Instead, the Wolverines were left to explain a stunning defeat.

Man is a rope over an abyss, and Michigan should cut the damn rope 

it's not really a knife fight if you're the only one with a knife 

Poor Rob

Jim Harbaugh tried to praise Rutgers after Michigan's blowout win. Rutgers deserves no praise.