funny

This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.

4. In fact, just know that there are times when the best thing you can say is nothing at all. We know it is "just a game" and "it could have gone either way" and, when appropriate, that "the better team won." If we wanted to embrace rationality, we wouldn't have bought that 1995 RX-7 that's been sitting in the garage for four years. WE ARE GOING TO FIX IT UP AND MAKE IT AWESOME BE QUIET.

ICYMI Michigan has not offered this guy yet, which is an outrage.

...unless you want a preview of the upcoming site revamp

yeah, but there's a creepy baby

seems legit