The Question:

BLACK, BROWN, OR GRAY SQUIRRELS?

Ace: I have photos for this.

Brian: Focus guys, there's news. Hockey is back.

Seth: What about the months of content we had planned? I was just getting ready to post Round 1 of the Draftageddon of Past Draftageddons.

Next week Heiko drafts a goat.

BiSB: The plural is "Draftsageddon"

The Mathlete: This is the most MGoBlog comment of all time.

Brian: First overall pick is the one where Heiko drafted Kirk Cousins to play OL.

Ace: We’re getting closer…

BiSB: Speaking of sports where sometimes you run out of dudes at a position group...

FOOTBALL BACK.

Brian:

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— Pat Fitzgerald (@coachfitz51) September 16, 2020

Ace: Feeling for the Northwestern players who had to quarantine in Lake Michigan.

BiSB: Cant' catch a respiratory virus if you don't respirate. Also can't coordinate any union activity.

Ace: Let’s get ready to compartmentaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize. The good news is we’ve covered college sports long enough to be well-practiced at this.

BiSB: Do you think Fitz didn't know what the word "quarantine" meant, and was too afraid to ask anyone, so that was his solution?

Brian: Anyone associated with Northwestern football knows what quarantine means because they were quarantined from the endzone last year amirite

Ace: It feels good to get these jokes off again. Context be damned.

[After THE JUMP: Who's in?]

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@AceAnbender you can leave, man.

— mgoblog (@mgoblog) September 20, 2014

Thanks, boss.