man bad at crime 

All-other things

Charles Matthew and Michigan met halfway, and both are better for it.

in which the Galactic Points Bestower turns Michigan off for ten minutes 

HOOK ALL THE THINGS

in which John Beilein dons a hat 

if the dudes ever show up at the same place at the same time it'll be quite a crew 

a balanced performance holds off Rutgers, which is Legitimately Feisty 

Michigan doesn't have a backup 5, and that's bad 

they booed until they could boo no more