Illinois is bad, but lose-to-everyone-by-eight bad, not abject. Could be a nervy one.

If you try to tell me Tom Crean is the coach of Georgia I will call you a silly man

Can't shoot, can D up, and by God that mustache 

Playing an academy team is way less annoying in basketball

WMU's mascot will always be a drugged out horse eating chips at 2 AM. It will not be a mean muscle horse. This is not up for debate. 

Aye, me hearties, they're back. The scallywags who've sent far too many of us to Davey Jones's Locker. I say we string 'em up! I say we eat their black hearts! Who's with me!?!