lifetime contract now

there's no point in having a tournament champion if you can't figure out a regular season champion

twist my arm into talking about state, why don't you

after three years of X at the point, who is this team's playmaker?

bring back the real key!

complaining about recruiting is a time-honored tradition

life without X will be different

two stu-sized moes or one moe-sized stu?

the last question will give you nightmares

struggling without a functional Livers