you crawl through a closet in a big and tall store and then you're in Matt Painter's brain

please stop punching him in the corner i swear to god i'm gonna count 

hooray, the worst way for a game to be decided

the last question will give you nightmares

in which your author gets hip to the latest self-destruction lingo 

Enjoy Rutgers Basketball this year because they're having our season.

not like this. not again.

If you've got a mod sticker on Bucknuts you're like the Buck-I-Guy.

aaaaargh my keyboard and also the basketball

"argh make a shot" tag deployed