"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
"Tonight we were reminded that Michigan is five years further down the road. Which means we have a long road ahead. The State Farm Center renovations start in a few hours and will run for three years. Let’s hope that when they’re complete, we’re Michigan."
Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God is in rare form this season. Internet celebrity and walk-on Paki O'Meara is now second string, and even he's out this week after getting concussed. It's Adam Robinson and Marcus Coker and nothin'.