cause you said you'd never score TDs
(you lied to me) but you did, but yoooo did

This is like the Brady-Henson situation except Henson is a potato

Slightly resetting already reset expectations

Why are you the way you are?

Please don't cut my head off and put me in a gangster's bed

Dr. Strangehorse

My LBs and DTs don't know what a gap is, so I blitz them

They line up like Ohio State and chuck it like they're still rowing the boat.