The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.
"The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research” said Gopher Spokeswoman Patricia Mattress.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMGoBlogger, our Gophers turn their lonely muffs to you, ah woo-woo-woo.
Or what did you have to drink today? I realize it is Sunday, but we have (probably) just achieved #1 in basketball, so I view it as cause for celebration.
How long do you think we will sustain #1?
--I think until we go to assembly hall.
Denard Senior Bowl Highlights:
--He looks not so great, but with his work ethic and athletic abilities, I still think he will find some spot in the League.
Come up with anything else you want to talk about. Derrick Green excitement is STILL welcome.
P.S. No class until 1:00 tomorrow, as per the reason I'm posting this. Hope someone else joins me! I'm enjoying a tall, cold TWO-HEARTED.
5th straight US championship for them. Favored to win Gold next year at Olympics.
If you dont know who this refers to, check your UM Fan credentials again.
My sister is having twin boys, and wants to decorate their room in a Michigan football theme. My wife and I have been looking through a lot of websites and stores, and we can't find what she's looking for. She wants it centered around "the team, the team, team" and have a Bo Schembechler image over each crib. The room is pretty large, so size is definitely an option. Any advice you could give would be greatly appreciated, since they only have about 2 months left.
No nice things. [zl]