Mike Lantry, 1972
It's only a few more days until the end of the year. Can the good guys make it? Only one bowl game stands in our way.
Edited to add that with the McGary back surgery the car is right on their ass.
Only four days left. What else could possible go wrong?
Keeping with the rule of no religion...
A mega church here in Atlanta asked kids a number of questions about Christmas, Santa, the manger, etc. They used their answers to create a brand new song, sung by local recording artists in a "We are the World" fashion.
The following is funny, cleaver, and full of great vocalists. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas, Michigan Nation.
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the students of the university to join hands and sing The Victors in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the students of the university to join hands and sing The Victors in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for 30 million MGoPoints a month to be given to me, neg-free in my MGoAccount.
You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the students to get together and sing.. the second would be for the 30 million MGoPoints every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing voting rights over every living poster on MGoBlog.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the students.. second would be for the 30 million MGoPoints.. the third would be for all the voting.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day viewing of Kate Upton GIFs, to be brought about slowly by cat photos and that my little pony somebody, I can't think of its name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
Wait a minute, maybe that GIF thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the students singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those students together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! They can't even make it to the game on time. So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the GIFs - we go with that; second, the MGoPoints. No! We go with the voting second, then the MGoPoints, and then the students. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against the Buckeyes! Okay.. revenge against all the Buckeyes, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the students of the university to join hands and sing The Victors in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
And thanks to Steve Martin, for one of my favorite Holiday messages.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Based on a very good suggestion in the thread below, we should probably have a separate thread for these most important and therapeutic Festivus traditions.
I shall begin with a couple -
*turns to next door neighbor* The recent weather was difficult for all of us, and I appreciate that you don't want to spend a couple hours in the cold fixing your now completely oblitterated drain line from your sump pump to the street, but damnit, I am not going to suffer the glacier now forming around your foundation once Christmas is over.
*turns to city DPW* I get the whole plowing thing, but I am getting a little tired of having to shovel the end of the driveway multiple times each snowstorm. A few more such instances and I am afraid that I am going have to insist that you correct the situation yourself - I will stand in the way of the plow and refuse to move until your department has shoveled me out.