It's the 2nd annual MARSUPIAL MONDAY everyone! A semi-safe place where you can get all the OT out of your system before gameweek! It's like The Purge, but entertaining! Feel free to post your best marsupial GIFs, Memes, Pics, Poems, Jokes, Cheapshots, etc. Complain about my schtick or post a pic of you and your pet stick! Whatever you want!
It's Wednesday you say?
I tend to experience long bouts of complete unconsciousness resulting in not knowing what day it is.
Are you okay?
Oh yea, it's normal probably.
Okay, but I worry about you.
It's finally Friday. My company assingned me to a new project, MRW when my boss asks for updates
but it's OK because there are only Jake Long days until we are running Student Body Left behind our kickass O-Line
NCAA Lacrosse Tournament Preview
So, one day Michigan will be in the field of 18 Division 1 teams in the NCAA tournament. But that day is not today. Sadly, five years into their D-1 tenure, they are nowhere near this stage. In fact, they seem to be going backwards: after winning five games last season, they only won three in 2016. In an Inside Lacrosse preview of Michigan’s tilt with archrival Ohio State earlier this year, analyst and broadcaster Quint Kessenich put it perfectly:
Michigan (3-7) lacrosse has found the Division I landscape to be tough terrain. Hail to the victors has no marquee wins. The Wolverines are (0-25) all-time against the Top 20 and (15-52) after five seasons. The sport would benefit greatly if Michigan was a Top 10 team.
I hate to agree with Quint Kessenich but he’s right. I think if Michigan was kicking ass at this point they would likely be attracting the attention of mgobloggers and casual fans alike.
Alas - one day they’ll be in it - but who knows when that will be. Until then, we can only try to enjoy a Michigan-less NCAA tournament. So, for all the mgoblog lacrosse nerds on here and all those who are curious about the sport, here’s a preview of this year’s tournament:
The Division 1 tournament is in its 46th year and there are a lot of new, or at least seldom-seen, faces in the field. Here’s the bracket. It all starts this Saturday and Sunday with the Round of 16 and all games are televised on the ESPN family of networks, including the Final 4 and National Championship Game which are played over Memorial Day weekend. The tournament’s winner’s circle is a freaking impregnable citadel of traditional powers that has proven notoriously difficult for outside programs to penetrate. The previous 45 national championships have been won by a total of ten teams. And it’s rare that teams outside of this group even make it to the Final 4. But, 2016 could be different: the game was defined by parity this year and hopefully someone new like Air Force or Albany can crash the party. I’m not crazy about the matchups, though, and it’s very possible we could end up with a Syracuse-Hopkins-Duke-ND Final 4 which would make me very sad.
The Maryland Terrapins come into the postseason as the #1 overall seed, riding an insane 13 game winning streak. They haven’t lost a game since March 5th and the closest they came to a loss was, ironically, an 8-7 win at Michigan in a snowy Big House last month. The Terps, who are Big Ten champs, frequently make the Final 4 and even the championship game but end up getting wiped out, essentially making them the Buffalo Bills of the college lacrosse world. They haven’t won it all since 1975, which is crazy when you stop and think about it. The Terps are coached by the brilliant John Tillman and as always they have a great goalie and defense. A championship would be a first for the Big Ten.
Notre Dame spent much of the season as the #1 team in the country and with good reason. They have a tremendous defense and have two offensive superstars: humongous Sergio Perkovic and pint-sized Matt Kavanagh. And they’re one of only two teams to beat Maryland this year. Despite tons of recent success, though, the Irish haven’t cracked that national championship winner’s circle yet. But this could be their year.
Defending national champs Denver are a huge threat to win it again. The Pioneers are coached by legend Bill Tierney who led Princeton to six national titles in the 1990s and early 2000s. Last year, Denver became the first team west of the Mississippi and outside of the sport’s traditional areas to take home a national championship. Denver took care of most of its schedule fairly easily this year, including a solid W over the #1 Irish in March. Unlike his Princeton teams, however, Tierney’s Denver squads are much more fun to watch thanks to a number of Canadians on offense and an unbelievable face-off man.
Brown and Yale suddenly found themselves heated rivals atop the Ivy League this year. They are both programs on the rise but with contrasting styles. Brown leads the country in scoring offense - posting more than 16 goals a game, while Yale is #6 in scoring defense. While Brown had a penchant for sprinting away from its opponents (including a 22-8 pasting of Michigan), Yale often had to claw its way back for victories. Last month, Brown edged Yale 14-12 in a highly-anticipated and exciting regular season game. Unfortunately, the two are in adjacent brackets and will likely play each other in the second round with a spot in the semis on the line. Whoever gets through could take the whole thing.
Traditional powers Syracuse, Hopkins and Duke still lurk in the background. They had relatively down seasons but are always dangerous in the tournament. Syracuse snuck up to win the ACC and finish #4 in the country but got stuck with a #8 seed. I would like to see these teams get bounced early, especially because they seem to have made it over more deserving squads and were blessed with favorable first round matchups. Thank God Virginia didn’t make it at least. And if you need a reason to root against Hopkins, Coach Dave Pietramala is close buddies with human creep Bill Belichick.
UNC has a good chance to make its long-awaited return this year. They crushed Michigan in the first game of the season and finished 8-6 with wins over Denver and Hopkins. While UNC is considered a blue-blood, I wouldn’t mind seeing them in the Final 4 for a change. They haven’t been in a while and they have a big fan base and nationwide appeal. Despite winning multiple championships in the 80s and 90s, the Heels haven’t been back to championship weekend since 1993.
Albany. When I did this preview last year, I said to root against the game’s blue bloods (i.e. Syracuse, Hopkins, etc.) and pull for fun “new” teams like Albany. Although the supremely talented Thompson Trio, two brothers and a cousin from the Iroquois Nation, graduated, the Great Danes don’t seem to have lost a step. They were downright red hot down the stretch this year, taking out top-10 teams like Yale and Stony Brook, before falling to Hartford in their conference tournament. But, for all their hard work the selection committee rewarded them with a first round matchup against big brother Syracuse, a team that beat them in the season opener. I always pull for Albany because they have Canadians, Native Americans and tons of New York State public school kids and they’re all ballers. The Great Danes are fun as hell to watch and I would LOVE to see them in the championship in Philly on Memorial Day. Same goes for any team that hasn’t won a title before - Air Force, Navy, Towson, Quinnipiac. Even Marquette.
Marquette. The Golden Eagles are a relatively new program and occupy the exact position that Michigan should be in. They beat a bunch of good teams this year and finished 11-4 and somehow got themselves a #6(!) seed and a first round matchup with UNC. I would kill for this to be Michigan instead.
Players to Watch:
M Sergio Perkovic & A Matt Kavanagh, Notre Dame. Perkovic and Kavanagh are ND’s version of thunder and lightning. Perkovic is a Detroit native and former football star at Brother Rice who can run over people and shoot. Long Islander Matt Kavanagh (from my hometown!) is a quick little dude who can run circles around defenders and is living proof you don’t have to be big to be a star in lacrosse. The duo combined for a total of 73 points this year.
G Blaze Riorden, Albany. Riorden is one of the top goalies in the country, stopping an average of 12.67 shots per game. He plays for offense for the Akwesasne Tribe’s indoor team and his skills were on display in this amazing Fat Guy Goalie goal in the NCAA tournament last year.
F/O Trevor Baptiste, Denver. Baptiste was on this list last year and he’ll be on it for the next two years. He’s a phenomenal face-off man, ranking #4 in the nation in percentage and #1 in the nation in GBs, sucking up more than 10 loose balls per game. He is an incredible advantage for the Pioneers.
A Dylan Molloy, A Kylo Bellistri, LSM, Larken Kemp, Brown. Molloy and Bellistri pace Brown’s scoring machine and this year they put in 56 and 55 goals respectively, making them #3 and #4 in the nation. Molloy also added 50 dimes, making him the country’s assist leader. Larken Kemp is among the nation’s leaders in ground balls and forced turnovers (my kind of player!) and he is key to Brown’s lightning-fast transition game.
Others: A Ryan Brown Hopkins, A Shack Stanwick, Hopkins, F/O Ben Williams, Syracuse, D Chris Keating, Yale, M Myles Jones, Duke, D Matt Rees, Navy, A Connor Cannizzaro Denver, G Kyle Bernlohr, Maryland, D Matt Landis Notre Dame, A Ben Reeves, Yale.
Should be an interesting tournament. Enjoy! One day I’ll previewing Michigan - Go Blue!
Lacrosse finished up their season today with a 14-9 loss at Penn State. The Nittany Lions jumped out to an early lead and Michigan couldn't really keep up.
After winning 5 games each of the last two years, Michigan finishes 3-10 on the season and on an 8 game L streak (they haven't won a game since March 5th). They dropped a lot of close games and we can only wonder what could've been. Guess we'll have to wait til next year.
Michigan had to deal with some injuries to key players which may have cost them some games. But, injuries can't explain bad mistakes that cost them other games. This season very easily could've gone the other way.
But, with a decent crop of seniors on the way out and a team that still hasn't enjoyed any success, the present state of the program is pretty discouraging. They'll have to make some changes for next year. Can't wait til I can watch them in the NCAAs and Final 4 - maybe one day...
Lacrosse has a chance to pull an upset against Big Ten rival Hopkins today in the Big House at 5:00 PM. I don't know what its like in Ann Arbor but its a nice day for a game here on the east coast so if you're in town you should head down and check it out. According to Inside Lacrosse, game will be aired on Big Ten network.
Hopkins is ranked high right now largely based on wins over Syracuse, Towson and Navy. They're beatable though - they needed one goal games to get past Ohio State and Penn State the last two weeks and lost to a bad UVA team. Plus they have plenty of kids with awful lacrosse names like "Shack Stanwick", "Wilkins Dismuke" and "Holden Cattoni".
In the unpredictable, topsy-turvy parity-filled world that is this year's college lacrosse season, one thing is certain: Michigan still sucks. They've been blown out by really good teams and they've lost to some of the worst. They've shown an ability to hang with some good teams but can never manage to pull out a victory. It's been a very disappointing season.
This one is not likely to go Michigan's way either. But, I'm the eternal optimist and always hold out hope they can do it. In almost every week this season a top 10 team has gone down to an unranked opponent - maybe today is Michigan's day.
UPDATE: Michigan hung with Hopkins for most of it, just out of striking distance for most of the game, even cutting the Jays lead to 3 late in the 3rd. But, letting up 19 goals, even to a good team like Hopkins is not good.
They are now eliminated from making the Big Ten lacrosse tournament and will likely finish the season 3-10.
The good news: 2,784 fans came out for a beautiful senior day.
Good afternoon team,
When I was just a little Koala I started having the same dream. I'm walking threw a dim tunnel with only the sound of a water drop every few seconds and my feet shuffling through the dark water. At first it seems like a sewer, but then I realize it was clean and sterile. There is a different kind of smell. It smelled like a metal shop or a blacksmith or welding. Down a bit there is a yellow light shining from an connecting tunnel. I am absolutely terrified of this light. I'm icy cold and trembling as I continue toward the light. The fear is blinding and repulsive like it represents all the horrors in the world happening all at once. I always wake up before I get to it, but it takes me about 15 to 20 minutes for my brain to get right.
Last night, I was awake in my office brewing some spring aged balsamic and at arund 12:15 I suddenly felt off balance. It was like time had sputtered and the hearing went out in my right ear leaving that high pitched sound, but it didn't go away. I smelled that same metallic smell only very faintly and my computer flashed a murky yellow for a split second. It so fast, but I saw it. My heart rate skyrocketed and then I woke up lying on the bathroom floor with the shower on. I went back to my office and the balsamic was there and it was 12:23. Only a few minutes had past.
Has anyone else experienced a glitch in the matrix or a weird unexplained experience and wondered what happened? I don't use substances during balsamic season to ensure high quality so it can't be that. I don't know how to feel about this.
PS Marsupial Monday will be happening one of these days soon.