It's been a great couple of weeks for sharks. Let's face it Shark Week on Discovery, SharkFest on Nat Geo, a sharktopus saved the Florida coastline from a whalewolf and a great white tried to hug a professional surfer in Australia. Well the lovable bastards are back in the limelight, for tonight at least...
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No, premiers tonight at 9PM eastern time
Los Angeles survived the the first natural disaster, then Manhattan braved through the second event. Now it seems the whole (f)East Coast from Washington D.C. to Orlando will be engulfed in sharknadoes. Just how do ravenous sharks get sucked up into massive tornadoes and thrown across land, only Tara Reid knows. This soon to be box office(or whatever TV movies get) champion will have some serious talent in it; the likes of David Hasslehoff, Frankie Muniz, Bo Derek, Jerry Springer, Chris Jericho, Brad Keselowski & Mark Cuban as none other than the President of The United States of America
3x the sharks, 3x the nado & 3 simple words Oh. Hell. No.
God Bless America.
Checked out on True Detective? Not a fan of Ballers, Power or Ray Donovan? I think I found the perfect cure to your Sunday night television blues. The network premiere of soon to be future Oscar winner for special effects. This action packed adventure film will feature Hollywood heavyweights such as Casper Van Dien and Catherine Oxenberg
When a sexy mad scientist mixes the genes of a killer whale and a wolf, it creates the problematic Whalewolf, and it's up to Sharktopus to stop it. Coming off last years impressive victory over the equally daunting Pteracuda, I have to think Sharktopus is the betting favorite to emerge victorious.
It's the most epic freaking battle of 2015... the Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf!
Johns Hopkins has been accepted and will be the 7th member of the B1G in Women's Lacrosse and the 2nd sport affiliate in B1G history with the Johns Hopkins Men's Lacrosse team being the first this past season.
The top conference in the nation just got tougher.
Maryland just won the national championship and is insanely good every season, Northwestern at one point had a 4-peat national championship dynasty, PSU finished second in the B1G last year and OSU was in the top-10 at one point this past season.
Gonna be tough but Michigan's program that just finished its 2nd season ever but will only get better by playing that kind of tough competition each week. Similar to what Field Hockey did back in the late 90s/early 2000 when they won the National Championship in 2001.
Hopkins will play their first season in the B1G beginning the 2016-17 year.
In about an hour on ESPN2 Maryland and Denver will square off for the NCAA D1 National Championship in Philadelphia.
Maryland is a blue-blood but hasn't won since the 70's (depite making the championship game a few times recently) and Denver has consistently been one of the best programs in the country for the last half decade at least, but hasn't been this far. Their coach Bill Tierney, however, won multiple championships with Princeton in the late-90s.
A couple interesting things about today's game - we will either see a Big Ten team win the title in the first year of the conference, or we'll see a non-traditional power added to the club. The Western-most team to win the D1 Lacrosse championship is probably UNC or Duke, whoever of those is farthest West.
Also of note, Maryland's women's team won it all yesterday, so they could double dip which is quite a feat.
Finally, after literally years of waiting for the renderings of what the lacrosse stadium will look like....it's here.
The lacrosse stadium will seat 2,000.
Behind the stadium is the Lacrosse team center.
Here is the map of the area that will be transformed.
The Regents also approved designs for the indoor Rowing practice facility, the new 2,000-seat Indoor Track Stadium an, a 500-seat outdoor track stadium and one of two performance centers.
Strength & Conditioning Performance Center
Outdoor (capacity: 500) and Indoor Track Stadium (capacity: 2,000)
I think there is a fair amount of interest among MgoReaders about lacrosse as a sport, but most of whom are not too familiar with it. The NCAA tournament starts today and it’s every lacrosse fan’s favorite time of year. Michigan’s program is in full effect now, but alas has yet to make the tournament. But I figured it would be good to write up a primer on the sport’s biggest event for those who are intrigued but unfamiliar.
The NCAA men’s lacrosse tournament consists of 18 teams, 10 conference auto-bids and 8 at-large teams. Here’s the field. There are only 8 auto-bids, making it difficult for independents, which is exactly why Hopkins joined the Big Ten as a lacrosse-only member (Hopkins sucked this year and managed to win the inaugural B1G tourney and made it in - they likely would not have made it as an independent). The lowest ranked 4 AQ bids face off in play-in games to determine the remaining two spots in the field of 16. Towson and Marist won the play-ins earlier this week.
Michigan played five teams who made it into the tourney this year: #1 overall seed Notre Dame, Johns Hopkins, Maryland, Ohio State and Brown. They lost all of them, but its a good sign that Michigan is taking on a tough schedule.
It all leads up to the Final 4 or “Championship Weekend” over Memorial Day. The Saturday of semi finals has provided some amazing games in the past. The championship game is played on Memorial Day. All the games will be played on the ESPN family of networks.
Who to Root For:
College lacrosse is plagued by the dominance of a cartel of the same ol’ teams. So, you should pull for Underdogs and New Guys: This includes Denver, a fun Western team with tons of talent and plenty of Canadian dudes. A good rule of thumb for watching lacrosse is “Canadian Players = Fun Games”. Canucks have a different style based on flashy stickwork, fakes and pinpoint passing and shooting which is noticeable in the outdoor game and makes for entertaining play. Now a perennial Top-5 team and title contender, Denver is led by legendary coach Bill Tierney and they employ his trademark defensive and goaltending strategies. Plus, I always want the Pioneers to do well to help push expansion of the sport westwards.
Albany is another plucky young challenger. Last year, the Thompson Trio, two brothers and a cousin from the Iroquois Nation led the game’s most potent offensive family unit since probably the Gait brothers, or at least the Powells. They were putting the wood to ND last year in the quarterfinals before an epic collapse sent ND to the Final 4 again. The brothers graduated but Lyle has returned to lead the nation in points. Native Americans play a style similar to the Canadians due to the skills they developed playing box lacrosse, which lends itself to high octane offense in the outdoor game. As a result, the Great Danes lead the nation in total offense and hammered Stony Brook in their conference final, 22-9. They will make for a ridiculously entertaining Final 4 team.
Who to Root Against:
Ye Olde Guarde. Basically you should root against any snobby, east coast, team who has won a million championships before: the Virginias, the Hopkinses, the Dukes. And to a lesser extent Maryland- the Terps haven’t won in forever but they always seem to make the Final 4, and then play like shit. Syracuse is the only traditional power I can really stomach but I’m not going to shed a tear if they get knocked out by someone new. UNC gets a pass (for now) because they haven’t been to the Final 4 since 1993.
Michigan’s natural rivals: ND & Ohio State. Michigan lacrosse fans like me are faced with a double-edged sword when watching the Irish or Buckeyes in the tourney. I want midwestern teams to succeed and an ND or Ohio title would be great for the growth of the sport, but rooting for them goes against my natural hatred of anything blue and gold and scarlet and silver.
Players to Watch:
Lyle Thompson, Attack, Albany - Wish luck to anyone trying to stop Lyle. He’s slick and slippery and displays impeccable stick skills. He has amazing vision and is a clever and ingenious offensive mind. He is the focal point of the offense and makes everyone around him better - the mark of a truly great player. His older brother Jeremy was a star at Syracuse and his brother Miles and cousin Ty were his teammates last year so this is the last chance for the Thompson dynasty to win a championship. Lyle leads the nation in points, averaging more than 6 a game. If you manage to keep him from scoring, he will just distribute and get his teammates going. He is basically the Magic Johnson of lacrosse. Plus, he’s got sweet hair- check out the photo on his bio.
Myles Jones, Midfielder, Duke
6-5, 240 and built like a linebacker, Myles Jones is considered the prototype of the future lacrosse athlete. A big and powerful dodger with a scathing shot, he’s matchup problem for most teams. Jones is a finalist for the Tewaaraton, lacrosse’s Heisman, but he’s a only a junior and will be back terrorizing ACC defenses next year. He is a smart player and has gotten considerably better in his time at Duke and is emerging into a savvy offensive player. And it’s nice to see a black kid out there kicking ass (even if it is for Duke).
Matt Kavanaugh, Attack, Notre Dame
Kavanaugh shows the world that you don’t have to have Myles Jones’ size to be a force on the lacrosse field. Tiny, 5’8, 170, but quick as a cat, Kavanaugh led the Irish charge through the postseason last year and is now one of the best players in the country. He is an electrifying player to watch and is the motor for ND’s offense. In February, Kavanaugh lit up Michigan for 6 points (3 G,3 A) in front of a big crowd at Oosterbaan.
Wes Berg, Attack & Trevor Baptiste, Faceoff Mid, Denver
Berg has been an incredibly productive offensive player for Bill Tierney for years now. He is your classic Canadian attackman - you’re not going to take the ball away from him and he’s going to torment you with precision passing and shooting. Like a lot of Canadian dudes, he likes to keep the stick in his strong hand, his right, so defenses will try to force him left, but it won’t work (Watch this goal at 1:48). Plus, the dude can shoot - he’s among the nation’s leaders in goals and shot percentage, which is rare.
If you have an offensive superpower like Berg, it helps to have an unstoppable face-off man to get him the ball. Baptiste is a Tewaaraton finalist and has won more than 70% of the draws he’s taken, which is rare for a freshman. The Berg-Baptiste tandem will fuel Denver’s O and wear down opposing defenses and midfields.
Kyle Bernlohr, Goalie, Maryland
Continuing in a long tradition of great Maryland goalies, Kyle Bernlohr has led Maryland to the #1 scoring defense in the nation. With Bernlohr in the cage, the Terps are yielding less than seven goals a game which is superb. He is among the top 5 goalies in save percentage and leads Maryland’s stingy defense and is a finalist for the Tewaaraton. Bernlohr only made 6 saves against Michigan, but didn’t need to do much as the Terps shut down an Ian King-less Michigan squad. Maryland typically plays a hard-nosed tough style of defense which should produce some entertaining physical play and some big hits.
Others: Nicky Galasso, Attack, Syracuse. Great player with a great name - I always think it’s “golazo”.
Ben Williams, faceoff middie and ground ball hog for Syracuse.
Jimmy Bitter, Attack, UNC, not as great a name, but still a pretty entertaining player.
Larken Kemp, Brown Long Stick Midfielder, a nationwide leader in caused turnovers. Great LSMs are disruptive in the defensive and midfield portions of the field and initiate the fast breaks.
If you’re not a big fan but are interested in learning more I hope this did the trick and gave you something to watch for. And don’t worry it won’t be long before Michigan will be in it, tearing up the NCAA bracket. Go Blue!