“What do I care? We’re faster than they are.”

Sim Pressure City.

"They're NIMBY'ing the alleys where people throw up after going to Rick's"

What's the difference?

He's the Ravens guy, unless he isn't.

a schematic demolition 

It's clear they wanted us to sign him and fight them in court.

another vacancy on the staff

the NCAA would like you to find a grocery bill from two years ago

"I am the commissioner of the Gimmicky Top Five and I have declared that your #2 pick is now property of the Dave Ravens. The Davens."