here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Some of you may have seen this before but for those who have not, enjoy:
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.
At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY : it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE : it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama .
At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas
I'm sure many of you already saw this video in TWIS but I just want to make sure that it's posted everywhere it possibly can be this week.
With the rash of injuries and attrition our secondary has suffered the past couple of years, I looked elsewhere to see if any one group on any team suffered as much as our secondary has.
Alas, I found the Denver Broncos whose RB corps has been depleted during the off-season from injury.
- Knowshown Moreno injured his hammy on the first day of practice
- Backup Correll Buckhalter went down with a hip injury that same day
- Newly signed LenDale White sprained his ankle on his first full day of practice then proceeded to rupture his achilles, taking his talents to the sidelines for the rest of the season.
I would say our secondary has suffered worse than the RB's of the Broncos but at least Michigan isn't the only team with an Angry BLANK Hating God.
Note: I did not count some of the plays that looked liked option in the 4th Quarter because I think Denard would have handed off without reading the defense.
Straight Running Plays
20 (including 1 QB Sneak)
1 (happens in the 3rd @ 9:20 where Denard looks to throw, see nothing open, and takes the lane in front of him.
Hope to see more of those QB Scrambles powerd by Dilithium.
Denard is doing a live interview on BTN coming up in a minute. Just wanted to let you all know. Go Blue.