CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THIS FINE SECOND-HAND VACUUM

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Let's pretend we're freaking out about the running game so we can talk ourselves out of it.

hooray seasons here 

"I'm sorry I'm at an airport and there are multiple babies crying around me. Oh, we thought we'd logged onto the Big Ten coaches call."

I'm done being human, I wanna be a train.
Not just any train, a train with a brain.

Rolling 'round the track, metal wheels for arms.
Copy paste my face to a steel box car.

guys I'm gonna order some sushi and drink a beer 

another routine uncompetitive win

James Randi exposes the haters.

Strike now while the bullshit's hot.