I'm done being human, I wanna be a train.

Not just any train, a train with a brain.

Rolling 'round the track, metal wheels for arms.
Copy paste my face to a steel box car.

guys I'm gonna order some sushi and drink a beer 

another routine uncompetitive win

James Randi exposes the haters.

Strike now while the bullshit's hot.

y'all play in the Big Ten West and have 3 guys giving up ten yards per target 

it's a Ryan Walters defense minus the Dudes in the secondary

another bad B1G offense 

They can't deny Connor Stalions was on their sideline. No but they could claim the coach he's standing next to is a retired police officer from Florida.

nonsense is spewed