a lot better than the offense 

The metagame of coverages.

Thank God Michigan won, because they wanted to make it about hate, and today we're talking about love.

"Don't look, Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"

Master bluesmen practicing their craft.

soak it in folks 

Check your backside. 

after all that

"We couldn't use a wrist band because some of us can't read."

The battle for Helms Deep is over. The battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.