well that's just, like, your opinion, man
Haterz commence the hating. Per a snippet of an interview that will be used for the 2014 preview magazine of the The Wolverine, Funchess himself said he has currently been timed as the fastest player on the team. Measured in at 6'4" (and I believe he said 3/4, but wasn't clear... and don't know how to write six-four-and-three-quarter inches numerically), 235 lbs., hand timed at 4.33. The hand-timing was done by the coaches, I believe Wellman, though that was implied and not explicitly stated.
Raymon Taylor is the second fastest. He said something like "Jay-Lu" was the third, which actually sounded like Jayru on the audio. My assumption is that was Jourdan Lewis, but could have that totally wrong.
Sam intimated that Dennis Norfleet - to those who this news may cause to haz a sad - is likely the fastest in a 20-yard window.
Bonus WR coach tweet:
Told u. Keep it coming, the negativity, the doubting!! Because within the walls of Schembechler WE BELIEVE!! #gunslingers
Here it is! The other football (with 100% less Portugal!)
What could go wrong?
Brother Rice Warriors vs. Muskegon Big Reds. 8:00.
Title speaks for itself. Cool T, no reps viz. the music. I hope linking to that site is kosher.
In case you haven't recorded these and/or find yourself horribly deprived of football, this may help.
Copied and pasted from a Detroit News article:
"Ann Arbor -- The Big Ten Network will celebrate all things Maize and Blue on Monday in the Michigan edition of the network's "School Days." Among the classic games featured are Michigan's overtime win over Alabama in the 2000 Orange Bowl, 2009's last-second victory over Notre Dame engineered by Tate Forcier, and the network debut of the 1995 Michigan-Ohio State game, when running back Tim Biakabutuka ran for 313 yards to lead the Wolverines past the undefeated Buckeyes. The network also will air one-hour specials on Charles Woodson, Drew Henson and Dr. Billy Taylor."
MOD EDIT - trying to help the OP with formatting. Hopefully, I captured how they envisioned this. I know it is difficult on the iPhone. - LSA