"As long as the Ohio State fans figure out which holes are for the legs then then they can put on a diaper, too."

some short takes about the 2024 Michigan Football spring game 

storylines to follow on Saturday

Eclipse appreciators.

How do you name yourself Johnell? You're just asking for this to happen.

The offense is banged up, a major work in progress, and probably needs some portal help. So who wants to hear about a tight end who's more talented than Colston Loveland?

"They're all kind of Sherrone's Moore. "

There will be no bad goals, because BC doesn't score bad goals.

Find out who's been wearing our gloves!

"All weight loss and weight gain is good. This is bad."