"All weight loss and weight gain is good. This is bad."

Guy's a dude.

everybody hates Pat Kelsey 

Insiders report the new OL isn't any better than Washington's.

let's go

everybody loves Dusty 

"They need butts in seats in that room. And in the stadium."

"Just because you have low sperm count doesn't mean you don't love your wife."

is the culture of the #129 team in Kenpom bad 

Wink could walk into this defense, drink coffee for six months, and go back to the league.