somehow we're only 124th
A couple weeks ago, I put together a google map with all of the Michigan bars I'm aware of (and also everything from the spreadsheet that bouje has been maintaining.) The map is here.
Hopefully this will prevent the "where's the Michigan bar in Pittsburgh/Fresno/Topeka/wherever" threads that pop up every week, but if your favorite gameday hangout isn't on here, put it in the thread and let me know. I'll do my best to keep the map up to date.
I am very interested in hearing the reactions MgoUsers are getting from their non-Michigan friends/family in regards to Harbaughrama.
I live in the Tampa Bay area (work in St. Pete, live an hour south) and have been getting absolutely roasted for my belief that IT'S HAPPENING. The UF,FSU,UCF (lol) grads down here tell me there is zero chance we get Harbaugh/Stoops/Miles or anyone top tier because we have been "irrelevent" for many years.
I'm coming to you as a long time scroller and first time threat creator, so if this is a dumb topic, berate me for at least 30 minutes and then delete.
So before your neg reflex flares up, there is an honest question lurking behind this ridiculous premise. Why don't they hire me as a coach?
Seriously. I would only ask for like $100,000 a year. I promise to do two things: never play Josh Groban in public, and always make sure there are 11 guys on the field. That's literally the extent of my capabilities.
But here is the flip-side: Take the $8,000,000 a year that you save and go buy the best staff in the country. Seriously. Go pick a DC and an OC. Any ones you want. And just flat out buy them from whoever owns them right now. Same thing goes with the position coaches. That $8mil is large enough that none of them could refuse.
My only obligation will be addressing the press. I am a master of coach speak. I will answer any questions that you pose in this thread in my best coach speak. Test me out. My hat is officially in the ring.
The sauce they are cooking at SBNation right now is basically a by-the-books reduction of what's been flapping around here for the past 2 weeks. They even included the tie situation:
Also, one comment on the page recommends that Harbaugh drops a mix-tape because nobody will ever see it coming. I tend to agree.
So, in summary, if you have been living under rock for the past 2 weeks, please read every link on that page ten times. Then you will be pretty much caught up.