When I see someone went to Harvard Law I'm like this guy's probably an idiot.

a nice season-opening win 

Strike now while the bullshit's hot.

"Nobody puts Connor on the sideline."

the majestic sight of beavers soaring through the sky

Knowles has called some stupid defenses; he didn't call that.

Are you talking about Ohio State Football brought to you by Saudi Arabia?

There are plenty of volunteers and Zion Williamson knows them all.

The season is saved!

That's not a basketball player; it's the name of a halfling bard in my latest D&D campaign.