Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
I think this deserves posting. The kid is ice cold! What confidence! What balls! To step up and knock that shit down with a hand in his face. Pound that chest Timmy! I nearly threw my shoulder out pumping my fist like a madman in the air.
Enjoy. Small sample:
Once again Bruce continues his pursuit of worst coach in basketball (YMCA league included)
Why do you guys even want to see this team in the tourny? They don't deserve it!! They will just make a fool of themselves and not get past the 1st round...maybe they can win 1 or 2 in the NIT...better than one and done in the NCAA
Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. Did that just happen? Good bye to the seniors who don't have the balls to lead a team to victory.
Another Spectacular performance by the coaching genius that is Bruce Weber. The intensity, the ball pressure, the uptempo offense, all the things that are the earmark of a great coach. Well done BW
and your stupid tshirts.
edit: if you've never seen the shirts, they say Muck Fichigan and they are EVERYWHERE that there's Illinois fans.
First of all, let me say that it's not you, it's me. See when we first started going out, nobody even thought we belonged together. And I give you a lot of credit for taking me on, even though I was near the bottom of the conference at the time. You saw something in me that others didn't, and I'll never forget that.
And then there were all those times I spent with you over the past few weeks, checking on Colorado scores, Nebraska scores, Memphis scores, etc. Keeping track of Clemson and not even being sure what I wanted to see them do. Rooting for teams I didn't even like, because you had me doing it. Good times!
But now it's just time for me to move on. Say what you will about me, but it's just not going to work anymore. What used to be a thrilling diversion from work now just seems like, well, somebody else's business.
Plus, I have to say, I've seen you eyeing some other programs recently. And I could be jealous, but I'm not. Frankly, if Boston College wants you, fine; yours. Ditto Alabama. Heck, I don't even mind you taking a look at Penn State! (But give me a call if it starts to look serious. There are a few things I need to tell you.)
And then there's this. I always wanted to go dancing, but you were never sure. Well guess what? I'm going dancing now!
P.S. Got a "friend" named Sparty who might be interested. But be very careful: baggage city, if you know what I mean. You might be best dispensing with that clown sooner rather than later.
Up until today, I have been rooting for bubble teams to lose so that in the event that Michigan lost to Illinois we would still be dancing. However, with this latest win, I am 100% confident that Michigan is dancing (as is most of America it seems).
Question for the board: Do we now root for bubble teams to win in the hopes it knocks Sparty out? I try to keep a non-MSU attitude in that I do not root against Sparty when it hurts Michigan, and until today I wanted MSU to remain on the right side of things to help Michigan's case for getting in if they were to lose today. Do we still need Sparty to be in the NCAA tourny to keep UM a locked in bid? Do bubble teams winning and knocking MSU out possibly cause Michigan to drop into the play-in game? I'd like to root against Sparty but not at the detriment of Michigan's bid or NCAA bye (non-play-in game) chances.
Can't hustle us out of it: We goin' Sizzler, we goin' Sizzler...
And to Mr. Hardaway Jr: They can't let you pull that move... they can't let you pull that move! That's the move! Oh that's the move!