this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Here is the first game of Michigan's tournament run. To be honest it was real snooze fest but for those who didnt watch Enjoy!! GO BLUE BEAT THE LONGHORNS!!
@Chris_Iott reporting on Twitter that Bruce Rondon will undergo season-ending Tommy John surgery. Says Rondon complained of elbow pain on Monday, and they had it checked out earlier this week. Team is hopeful Rondon will be ready by the start of next season.
I guess it shows how weak the rest of the AL Central is that I still would be pretty surprised if we didn't win it, even with the losses of Iglesias for most of the season, and now Rondon. However, if this team wants to make any sort of noise in the playoffs, it will probably have to look to the trade market to acquire some bullpen help, as always seems to be the case with the Tigers.
Duke Mercer at 12:15 pm
Last week, I was talking to a woman who has three kids (all boys). When I asked if they were going to try for a boy, she said that her husband was getting a vasectomy next Wednesday (as in the day before March Madness).
I then told her that there are more vasectomies scheduled in that week than any other. She looked at me with a blank stare and asked why.... So, I said, "It's the opening weekend of March Madness... you get to lay on the couch for 4 days and watch basketball"
She stearnly told me, with no hersitation, "My husband isn't into sports."
My responsse..."Well, he obviously is. And I just ruined this poor guy's master plan."
She laughed, but in a "I'm going to f'ing kill him" sort of way.
So, if you are married to a 35 year old, attractive Emergency Room Doctor, who is ruining your "down time" as you try to watch BBall with a bag of frozen peas on your crotch... I'm Sorry
So, who has their own Vasectomy and March Madness story... let's hear them
http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/03/21/dayton-daily-news-takes-shot-at-ohio-state-after-upset-win-in-ncaa-tournament-photo/ Dayton newspaper takes a jab at The Ohio State University.