"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
How about a Mitch McGary steel jockstrap, to go with the we got subs T-shirts?
Guaranteed to boost your rebounding.
A little late? No, not this time. Last night, there wasn't going to be a sober thought posted. If you weren't (legally) under the influence of something, you were under the influence of Trey Burke, Mitch McGary and Michigan Basketball.
That said, as we wake up...I still wanted to make a thread to get everyone's thoughts on the entire game. Last night if someone would've spoke of the first 37:30 it would've been "neg city," I think today is a good time to evaluate the entire game.
Also, I'm 2 for 2 in making these threads (after wins), let's make it 3 for 3.
P.S. - The Michigan vs. Florida game is at 2:40 on Sunday. (I've seem 2:20 and 2:40...just be ready at 2:15)
Does this game cement POY for Burke? No question in my mind. Great players make plays at great moments. E.g. Woodson against Ohio in '97.
FEAST ON THE TEARS OF THE SPARTANSSSSSSS!!!
M defense too soft to stop a team we controlled
No surprises here.
Michigan won't go away
Kansas, please stop them.
just roll over and die already
And Michigan wins... wow
It doesn't matter if we win this. Nobody is getting past FGCU.
How did Izzo miss on all these FGCU guys?
We got this
Not if Curry spends the whole half burying 3s.
Seems we always have trouble with guards who shoot well.
we're going to start hitting some 3s.
Need to pull a Michigan.
GOD FUCK DUKE
Nope. Guys, it's not happening.
Plenty of time left
Let’s not get pessmistic yet
Please State, I'm not ready for this to end
This is painful
Really wish Izzo would recruit more pure scorers.
Not even close to another NC… I miss Kalin Lucas every year that goes by we should retire his number.
And various gems on RCMB:
Damn You MSU
For the first time one of your losses left my 8 year old little girl in tears after the game. Not sure whether to be proud of her, sad for her, pissed at MSU, pissed at the refs, want to light some Duke gear on fire, kick a Dukie in the nuts or all of the above.
Otherwise we'll never hear the Walverines shut up!
Fucking scUM wins and we lose? FUCK FUCK WHYYYYYY??? I FUCKIN HATE SCUMMM!!!!
We're easily the best team in the B1G and scUM gets to teh Elite 8? Fucking bullshit.
FUCK YOUUUUU MICHIGAN!!!!
Wat does this mean for Harris?
Fuck how do we not win a Natty this year?
If scUM wins a natty I swar Im gonna fuckin kill someone
God damn I hate Michigan so much
Izzos got this. We are still better than scUM
scUM's in the Elite Eight and we're not. WTF.
Too old to riot
Any you youngins burning anything tonight? EL cops calling a tight game and squashing the flow?
I think this one sticks with Izz for a while
Never been more ashamed to be a Spartan. He's Duke's bitch.
Did scUM lose at least?