I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
*It's a working title, kind of like danger beach*
This is not a prediction thread. This is a it's Friday, I'm bored at work, look at the numbers and discuss things thread.
( Big Ten Rank)
|Pts/Game||78.0 (2nd)||84.0 (1st)|
|FG %||51% (1st)||50% (2nd)|
|3PT %||41% (2nd)||42% (1st)|
|FT%||71% (5th)||74% (1st)|
|FTA/Game||16.8 (10th)||27.5 (1st)|
|Per Fouls||247 (1st)||352 (5th)|
|AST/Game||15.5 (4th)||16.0 (2nd)|
|TO/Game||9.4 (2nd)||13.3 (10th)|
|ST/Game||5.6 (9th)||8.1 (3rd)|
|BLK/Game||2.86 (12th)||3.48 (9th)|
Wow, this is going to be an exciting game. As you can see a lot of the offensive stats are pretty similar. One key fact to look at is that Indiana gets to the foul line the most in the Big Ten, but Michigan fouls the least in the Big Ten. I really hope this game is not called like last nights Illinois at MSU game, that would be bad news for us. Indiana doesn't take care of the ball as well as we do, so turnovers could be a huge advantage for us.
GO BLUE. BEAT INDIANA.
p.s. Brady Hoke would never wear Red. Not even if the World were ending.
I'm a long time Michigan basketball season ticket holder and for the last three seasons, I've observed a strange ritual before each home game. After the players finish their warm-ups, they all leave in a single filed line, walking by the student section on their way back to the locker room. However, before getting to the locker room, each player proceeds to hug and kiss the same woman one after another until each player has done it. Who is this woman? Is it Beilein's wife?
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Wherefore art thou Horford?
Stauskas is only $9,336. UNC goes up against Virginia Tech's awful defense and Dexter Strickland ($9,498) has been getting high usage of late, with P.J. Hairston doubtful with a concussion. SirDominic Pointer, a Detroit boy, has been on a tear for St. Johns's but remains cheap--that's probably because they face Georgetown's D. Lafayette's chili is way thicker and meatier. Sorry America, I'm a Lafayette man.
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I dont know if this has been posted already, but I was on Mden.com and I saw this. I think these are new.
On my way home from work last night I happened to catch a couple of minutes of the SVSU basketball game on the radio. The announcer mentioned that SVSU was wearing their red away jerseys because the white home jerseys were not available. He then told a story that the white jerseys had to be sent back because of a defect in the material , and that the plane that they were being shipped on crashed. Multiple players had to wear different numbers.
Btw, the radio announcer clearly stated that SVSU's jerseys are made by Adidas. So, I guess other schools are having issues with Adidas uniforms.
I didn't hear anything else about the plane crash and have not had a chance to research anything that would confirm this. But I don't think someone could make up a story like that.
After reading about the 19th commenter who isn't sure what the Game... Blouses meme is all about, I'm making this thread trying to make it as easy as possible to find.
One sketch on the Dave Chappelle show was called "Dave's Epic Stories", one of which centered around Charlie Murphy's basketball game against Prince (yes, that Prince). Anyway, the whole sketch is below (with an annoying watermark) and is hilarious. In any event, watch the first clip, then look at the GIF of Stauskas. Plus "blouses" sounds like Stauskas"
(Just clip, embed disabled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3KskO3_2YQ)
Whole Sketch: (fast forward to about 4:25 for the dunk)
Stauskas GIF courtesy of Ace: