a new coach arrives

you could watch some basketball today 

The Devil said he's not taking any more Michigan basketball for football championship trades. It's like when he stopped letting Ohio State fans sell their souls for wins against Michigan; the value's not the same for you people.

quiet so far

Nerd!

"Just because you have low sperm count doesn't mean you don't love your wife."

and off we go

that's all, folks

is the culture of the #129 team in Kenpom bad 

don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened