muppets

That locks up an NCAA bid no one saw coming, and possibly the title for most over-achieving Michigan team in a long, long time (seriously, does anyone know what the last Michigan team like this was?). Muppets:

I had this post drafted last night. Michigan played poorly in the middle third of the game, and I deleted it. Michigan wins. CAUSALITY!

...and you can't have one without the... whaaaaa?

Michigan played 30 minutes of wobbly neutral zone hockey and then blew the doors off Northern about 20 seconds after their radio guy started in with conspiracy theories, complaints about "whining" and Scooter-taunting. #karma #DoNotTauntHappyFunScooter

Meanwhile, Notre Dame was shut out 2-0 by WMU. Result: CCHA regular season title. Result: Muppets.

And you can't have one without the other…

A bonus: the CCHA playoffs fell in such a way that Ferris and OSU don't play each other. OSU gets LSSU in the first round and then would play Michigan if they win. Also Rick Comley's career will end in the icy wilderness of Alaska. #karma

Michigan was briefly tied with Merrimack for the last one-seed but other results will throw the PWR into a state of higgeldy-piggleldy. Algorithms update tonight.

Well, that's one streak of days stretching into the thousands down. Bonus for those five gloating meatheads ESPN showed at every opportunity: the guys who painted "1" on their chest don't have to change anything to be accurate tomorrow as long as they sit separately. The "8" guy will have to sit at home and cry for a week.

Oops.

Muppets? Muppets.

And you can't have one without the other…

Okay, probably undeserving of muppets. But this probably popped into existence five seconds after the tenth turnover of the game and must be deployed:

Hurray for monsoons!

So. That happened. If you are feeling like David after Dentist, you are not alone.

And you can't have one without the other…

Let's not blow it against Purdue!