"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
"Tonight we were reminded that Michigan is five years further down the road. Which means we have a long road ahead. The State Farm Center renovations start in a few hours and will run for three years. Let’s hope that when they’re complete, we’re Michigan."
“When a boy turns 16 he is given one chance to take the journey of enlightenment. He has three days to complete the odyssey and during those days he can neither eat, drink, nor sleep. The trek is to a remote mountainside located somewhere in the Himalayas."