I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SONNY
We may as well get all the bad news over at once. Although most of you probably know George Lucas ruined Star Wars, you may not realize how early it began. Damn you, Lucas.
To take back some of the goodwill and general awesomeness of the mustache that Danny Hope has diminished by being a spectacular tool, Mustaches for Michigan proudly piles on the general douchiness of our new almost most hated Big Ten coach!
We hope your beards are filling in. Grow Blue!