no, YOU'RE off topic
It could, perhaps, be defined as a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to Sweet Home Alabama, a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash…
Irony could also be defined as follows:
A man swears under his breath and loudly and obnoxiously ridicules his team’s head coach while using demeaning rhetoric towards the state of West Virginia and towards the program for making the mistake to hire someone from such an inferior geographical region and inferior group of people.
Now, imagine this event occurring on a bench in the southwest corner of Michigan Stadium, and the man has cheered avidly all day for his maize and blue team, all while making multiple comments throughout the day about the beautiful venue steeped in history and tradition.
If you do not understand the irony, please read further.
We thankfully do not hear the belittling West Virginia rhetoric too often on the boards of mgoblog, but I am confident that we have all heard someone, somewhere, subversively or matter-of-factly, make snide, rude comments regarding the fact that our current head coach originates from the state of West Virginia.
I hear it often, and I laugh and shake my head at fans of our other rival schools who think it’s a funny joke that Rich Rodriguez was born, raised, played football and coached football in the state of West Virginia.
I do not laugh, however, when our own Michigan fans make the same snide remarks. I become frustrated and saddened, as our program’s proud history is intimately intertwined with that Wild and Wonderful state…
Fielding H. Yost, our man, our legend, the original epitome of a "Michigan Man" - who made our football tradition legendary, who oversaw 6 national championships, who designed and built our athletic campus including our beloved football stadium and hockey arena, and who gave our Athletic Department its strong identity which it maintains today - was born in West Virginia and played at WVU.
Every time a Michigan fan makes a sarcastic comment about Rich Rodriguez's West Virginian background, it is ironically ignorant - unless of course, they intended to throw Fielding Yost and the history of our program under the figurative bus too.
Now, do these things mean the current coach will be as wildly influential? I have no idea. Two data points do not equal correlation. This diary is not about his success or failure.
This diary is about our school’s history and our fans’ recognition of it, especially since we are always the first to flaunt our great history and tradition - a history and tradition footed in solid marble by Fielding H. Yost!
My plea to you is to please help educate our fan base to stop making silly remarks regarding West Virginia as some second tier state producing second tier people when the rich and beloved history of our program is based off, yes indeed, a man from West Virginia.
If you hear a Michigan fan make this mistake, simply kindly inform them of the facts about our history, as one can attempt to debate scheme, offense, recruiting, or leadership all day, but the history of the University of Michigan and its strong influences are not subject to debate.
Thanks for listening and thanks for your help!
Relevant aside: Lloyd Carr was hired from West Virginia prior to the 1980 season. Coach Carr was hired to serve under Don Nehlen when Nehlen was hired at WVU, but Carr did not stay long, as Bo Schembechler sought out his assistance only a few months later. Carr was only a coach at WVU during the offseason prior to the 1980 season.
Was just watching Around the Horn when the entire Around the Horn crew ripped on Rich Rodriguez for his "You wanna hang me from a building?" comments. They said he needs to stop making everything about him and the wording bothered them. First of all, it bothers me that it seems like you can't say anything these days without offending someone. Second of all, all he is doing is telling people to calm down and things will be okay because it is just one loss. He isn't making it all about him. It's the media that always makes it about him and tries to come for his head at the first sign of trouble. Give the guy a break.
I would like to focus on the future of Michigan's defense without blaming anyone (i.e. Carr, RichRod, Shafer, GERG, Bill Martin, etc.) for why it's so bad this year. I would simply like to look forward and ask:
Is Rich Rodriguez (with or without Greg Robinson) capable of fielding a competent defense next year? By competent, I mean lower than 60th in the nation in total defense).
I've been a big supporter of RR and have spent countless hours defending him to relatives and friends that don't want to hear any of it. I keep telling them to wait and be patient. Today, one of these friends asked if I thought the defense would be even decent next year. I didn't have an answer.
Any thoughts? Will Woolfolk make enough of a difference? Is there an underclassman likely to make a big improvement next year? To fill in for Mouton? Are there any OMG shirtless defensive recruits seriously considering UM? I'd like to offer comforting news to the doubters, but it's hard to do when it seems like the D could actually be worse next year.
Ok, so consider yourself warned, this is going to be a big one.
There are a number of reasons we lost to state. I'm going to list them here. Before you get pissed off by reading the bold bullet points as you relive this painful day, consider this the stuff that lets you remain classy in defeat and know inside that they will rue this day and remember the cost for the decision to go for it on 4th down with 1 minute remaining in a 3-score game in the future.
So, in order of importance, lets get started.
1. Michigan State played solid football and executed fairly well for 4 full quarters.
I hate to say this, but Sparty came out and played themselves a good game. Much better than their showing last week against Wisconsin. As much as I hate MSU with a firey passion, they earned this win from their side. On offense, they fought to establish the run, converted on some big passing plays enough to get them close enough to score, and were doing well running varous counter plays all day. Their backs didn't put the ball on the ground, and Kirk Cousins didn't cough the ball up either. In general, not many bad decisions across the board.
On Defense, they began to win upfront, especially against the run, and did a pretty good job of keeping 3 yard gains from turning into 6 yard gains or more. Not shutdown by any means, but they were good enough such that we needed to execute very well to get offensive progress. Which brings us to point two:
2. We turned the ball over three times.
We need to expect opposing teams to execute. Thus, if we fuck up and turn the ball over 3 times, twice in the red zone, we shouldn't expect to win. Had we not turned the ball over, and those drives go for scores, we win the game even if we assume they score anyways when they get the ball back.
This is a 21 point differential. That means that we'd be having to play good enough to blow them out by 21 points to overcome those kinds of mistakes. I'm sure the UFR may shed some light as to exactly what went on, but ultimately responsibility for this comes down on our dear Shoelace, who had probably the worst game of his career. I think these turnovers though are really though indicative of something else:
3. We didn't execute well passing the ball at all today.
No, seriously, recievers, STOP DROPPING THE DAMN BALL. *rage* etc. The drops killed our passing game and cost us at least a couple scores and key first downs. Every dropped pass is an important missed oppertunity and is the sort of stuff that changes games. We are talking probably over 100 yards of offense lost to dropped balls, not including what we've have had for continuing drives and likely contributed to point 4:
4. We never established the run
They had 6-7 guys in the box against 4wr shotgun sets, and most of the time, 5-6 against empty backfield sets. They caught onto the Zone Read after the first quarter or so and began shutting down a lot of the inside runs. Because we couldn't do much of anything to force their LBs to back off the line of scrimmage (and their deep safety for that matter - he was taking 4-5 steps towards the LOS on most plays even late in the game), they crushed us on the run.
I can't even say our run offense execution was particularly bad, they just played run-first defense and it's not particularly easy to get the run game going when that is their defense's first read. Your run game and pass game need to help each other out, and in this game, the execution through the air really killed our ability to execute on the ground. One thing that helped kill our execution through the air was the fact that:
5. The officiating was abysmal.
Tackling recievers before the catch aparrently isn't pass interference if the reciever wears maize and blue.
More irritating than that was the fact that their LT held blatantly on every fucking passing down, we had people practically sit on our pass rushers and not get flagged. MSU was also blocking our defenders in the back all day as well. Furthermore, it took an injury along our D-Line for them to call the same chop block Sparty was doing all game.
The UFR can confirm this as well, but I'm pretty sure 3 of their linemen were past the line of scrimmage on the trick play, but I was in the student section and couldn't tell for sure.
Not really blaming the loss on this, but it sure didn't help us out. Especially when it comes to the fact that:
6. Our defense sucks.
By all counts, for this years defense, we got a lot more stops and good plays from them than we are used to. They honestly got us enough stops that if our offense didn't keep turning the ball over, we'd have been able to win, and probably quite handily.
But holy shit, where are our standards? This is Michigan! Giving up 500 yards to fucking sparty? Are you nuts? Giving up two huge runs and ugly big pass plays on a reliable basis? Lamarr Woodley must be crying when he watched that defense play wearing the same jerseys he and the other World Destroyers of '06 wore. This defense will continue to do enough to win us games, but come on, at Michigan, we have to do better than this.
They have to bail out the offense every once in a while, since one half the team shouldn't have to make all the plays in a season.
Sparty executed on offense at least in part because we weren't enough of a challenge to make them force plays. Michigan won't win reliably until we can make other offenses feel uncomfortable doing their favorite things. Cases in point: they began to shut down the Zone Read runs while they were very rarely stopped in power runs (especially counters) all game.
Wow, that's really ugly, does this mean we fire Rich Rodriguez?
Cautiously, not yet. His starting QB had the worst game of his career. Depending on how the rest of the season goes, MSU could walk away with part of a Big Ten title. Hell, if Ohio State drops one (they do look a bit vulnerable), MSU may even play for a national title (especially if South Carolina and/or Oregon drop one too). This loss probably puts him on a very toasty seat, but its nothing a big win next week (or a 9-3 overall finish with a bowl win for #10) can't cure.
What about teh GERG? I hate seeing sparty run like champs.
So do I. Results for the rest of the season will determine this, but I tend to be a bit flexible due to the injuries across the board. I think our Defense would be legitimately scary with Donovan Warren and Troy Woolfolk playing, so I hesitate to call for the axe to drop on his head. His seat should be toastier than richrod's though.
***OUR KICKERS ARE FIRED THOUGH, GIVE ME A SCHOLARSHIP TO GET FIELD GOALS BLOCKED KTHX***
So, on to the future:
MSU is little more than a collection of classless, inbred sofa-pyromaniacs.
I totally agree. There are some exceptions, of course, but I nearly lost it when they ran on 4th down at the end of the game while up 3 scores. I will never in my life accept pulling starters against them the next time we blow them out. In fact, not just because of our shitty kicking, I honestly feel like we should go for 2 from now on against them. They may have earned the win today by executing well on the field, but they've also earned a lot of hell to pay. Their fans are worse than fucking chicago fans, and are a disgrace to our state. The ones nearest me cheered our injuries and lacked even a shred of dignity or class.
I pray for the day righteous wrath comes down on those inbred cocksuckers and they remember their place in the order of life, but that will wait at least another year.
Thanks, captain obvious. What about the rest of the season?
It's all going to depend on ball security. Fortunately, Penn St. looked terrible and Illinois still looks beatable. Purdue is also still a joke.
Here's the breakdown, if we get win x, it will come against teams as follows (in order of difficulty):
Win 6: Purdue
Indiana is precisely 98954554366756 times better than purdue. If we lose this game, RR doesn't deserve a job at Michigan
Win 7: Penn St
Penn St is bad this year. They forgot offense was important and their defense isn't exactly something to write home about either. They aren't doing well at anything. Dangerous if we are on a 2-game losing streak if we lose to Iowa perhaps, but we still have no business losing this game.
Win 8: Illinois
The key to this game is not self-imploding. Illinois can do ok when they are free to execute at will, but they should be very beatable, especially since we have them at home. The big house was really frigging loud before we started turning the ball over, so I think we definately have credible home-field advantage. If we beat Penn St and can run on them, we'll run on Illinois too.
Win 9: Wisconsin
Wisconsin is a hard game, no matter how you look at it. However, if we can beat Michigan State if we don't turn the ball over, then I expect a performance with no turnovers against a lower quality Wisconsin team will be enough for us to win.
Win 10: Iowa
This might be a better team than the buckeyes, but we have them at home, and Stanzi can choke away tough road games. Rebounding from MSU will be tough, but if we learn from mistakes this game and don't turn the ball over, we can win. Our offense is good enough that if we don't drop balls, we can put their LBs and safeties on a back-step and open up more on the ground than what we had against MSU. A lot needs to be corrected but this one is still in our grasp. Especially if we get 4 quarters of the kind of noise that was made in the big house that we had in the first quarter.
Win 11: Ohio State
OSU D? Scary. OSU Offense? Not that scary. Abilty for us to play 4 quarters without doing a lot of coughing the ball up in one of the hardest places to play in College Football? That's more than a bit of a challenge. It's a bit hard to predict this far ahead with so much more football to be played, but this is looking like a bit more of a longshot. We can still win this game, but we'll need to improve a lot before getting to them if we want to have a chance to be competitive.
Shoelace for heisman?
Only if you can stomach rooting for sparty down the stretch. Shoelace had a very bad day. Its recoverable, but he needs to get back to game 1-5 form and limit mistakes again for his heisman campaign to look credible. Michigan State doing well down the stretch will make heisman voters forgive this performance if he does well through the rest of the season. For his part, there were a lot of teachable moments today - in the long run, I see him coming out better for the hard lessons that came today.
Can you predict something so I can call you a dumbass later?
Absolutely. I'm going to call us cautiously at 10-2. Shoelace does very well when he's being doubted, so I'm hoping for a big rebound against Iowa. Iowa is very scary, especially up front on defense, but a good day passing will keep us driving and give us the win after a couple stanziballs give us a big leg up. Wisconsin will be a broken team with at least one other loss to Ohio State and maybe another along the line before they arrive in ann arbor. They tend to choke promising seasons away, and while they plastered minnesota, I'm still not a believer. PSU, Illinois, and Purdue end all predictably.
So, there you have it. laissez les bon temps roulez. Losing to sparty hurts but we still have a fairly promising looking season ahead of us.