"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
For all the talk about RoJo (whose only picture, AFAICS, was the one where his head was tilted thirty degrees toward the camera) and what he might have meant to UMich football, here's a local player that almost certainly would have helped:
What's going on with Nick Perry? I had heard a few months ago that he was having trouble qualifying at USC. With our lack of DT he would be a bridge between last years and next years class.