"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Does anyone have the best directions that go from Ann Arbor to Columbus (Ohio State campus)? Last time I drove there, I was driving in the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE on a near empty gas tank going 110 on some farm road searching for the nearest gas station. I would like to avoid that this time. I fucking hate Ohio.