"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Charlie Weis Fat Ass Coaches Who Spend Too Much Time in Dark Rooms
SI.com reported that Weis will be back next season. Best news I've read all day.
1. I would have thought Weis's front-butt would have protected him like an airbag.
2. Did anyone see the frickin' leprechaun after halftime? I'm worried that Charlie had an appetizer whilst getting the aircast on.
3. The Fat Bastard as quoted by ESPN:
Weis said after the game his knee is "blown out" and that he tore his ACL and MCL.
"I feel like at athlete, first time in my life," Weis said. "Tommy Brady's got nothing on me."
To which I reply:
Tom Brady has Gisele Bündchen on him. Charlie Weis has a year-old ham sandwich festering under his front-but "flap."