here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Can you feel the excitement building? I hope he doesn't pass out from the weekend fasting.
And what I didn't know is that he graduated early. So he's just been kicking it and fasting since December.
Bryce Brown will be finally making his college decision this Monday, assuming he doesn't put it off again or his "adviser" advises him to hold off.
What is interesting is that he will be "fasting" to gain a closer relationship to God to help him make his decision. Yeah, forcing yourself into a glucose deprived stupor is going to help him. This kid is a bit mentally unstable if you ask me and I know this to be true because I am an internet psychiatrist. I have the .pdf diploma to prove it.