I did not make this headline up
I am a sad panda.
Antonio Bass is in the building right now from Alro meeting with Purchasing. I run Shipping and Receiving. Therefore, the chances of me getting to meet him and shake his hand = .001%. :(
Jai Eugene is the root of all of our problems...he is the Antonio Bass of the defense... a unicorn... galloping from our grasp leaving trails of what ifs on the wind
I know this can't be true. Even if it is I'm sure it won't matter because he has been out of football for a long time, but some idiot on Rivals "football" message board said Antonio Bass is working out with the team again. I highly doubt this to be true because I know Doctors in the M hospital that have said he is basically done and lucky to walk. Anyways, I know this is a joke around this place but let the speculation begin.
Edit: You are allowed to call me an idiot. I have already