Mike Lantry, 1972
5/10/2006 - Pistons 97-91 Cavaliers - Pistons Lead 2-0
Don't they know I'm Bron Bron? Bron Bron sad.
Bron Bron miss Washington Matadors.
There's only one thing you can possibly say about the prison shizz that went down at the Palace on Monday and Wednesday: holy butt Jesus. Do not be fooled by Wednesday's final score, as the Pistons took double-digit leads into each quarter and we're never seriously threatened, leading by 20 most of the way. Combined with the 27-point pimp-slap from Monday, it's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the Cavs who aren't fools who antagonize Rasheed Wallace (Anderson Varejo, Zydrunas Ilgauskas), Nike's anointed (LeBron), or Damon Jones (Damon Jones). Can these really be playoff games? Second-round playoff games?
Perhaps. And perhaps the real reason the Pistons didn't challenge the Bulls' wins record was boredom. Early in the season, I called my good friend Kit ("Like the car, only David Hasselhoff isn't in me," he says), who lives in New York and has only the Food Network for cable and asked him if he had seen the game. He had not. I tried to explain, but only managed to say "they're good" several times in a progressively more alarmed tone. Kit said "yeah," but I don't think he really understood the frightening magnitude of what we were seeing.
This awe continued up until the point where the will-they-catch-the-Bulls chatter was dispelled by a smattering of losses across the month of December and then it was gone. The Pistons, dismayed by the puny mortals they were forced to smite on a daily basis, were often bored and infrequently dominant. It seemed that once they had proven to themselves that the ugly but effective caterpillar had emerged from its defensive cocoon, they could coast most of the season. I missed the innocent vigor of the early portion of the season, when the Pistons flexed their muscles to see just how far they could fling boulders. Watching them ruthlessly batter patsy after patsy was sports morphine.
Well, it's back. And I might start watching games with a blankie, just in case the team goes all Skynet on us and turns evil. (Yes, I know Skynet wasn't technically evil and only acted in self-defense. Take shower! Get a girlfriend!)
A certain TNT commentator summed everything up in one sentence:
"I will say this, we are witnessing something...
we're witnessing an asskicking."
Have I mentioned that I support Charles Barkley's candidacy for anything from county drain commissioner to Supreme Imperator Of The Galactic Federation? That's a mildly funny line in when written by an know-nothing blogger -- in fact, I had intended to lead this column with that almost verbatim -- but is the apex of hilarity when delivered on national television by a man who is indirectly paid by Nike and their stupid ad campaign.
That line was the capper of a four-day run in which everything came up roses for Pistons fans. The home team beat LeBron James and four guys who suck like they stole something -- something like momma's anal virginity. Mamba got bitch-slapped out of the playoffs like it was game five of the '03 Finals. Team Mexico and Miami got spanked at home like the naughty girls they are. The softbatch San Antonio crowd was so incensed by the fact that every time San Antonio fouled someone it was called they politely chanted "Ref you suck" for large swathes of the second half, eschewing the more traditional "bullshit."
Bullets of Utter Domination:
- How can everything be going so swimmingly? Have I mentioned my playoff beard? That's right. Playoff beard. I am accepting baskets of fruit in appreciation.
- You've seen the goofy "team roles" on TNT's NBA broadcasts, right? Ben is "grit," Hamilton is "efficient scorer," etc. Lebron? "Savior." Just savior. Not "team savior" or "basketball savior," just "savior." Guess that makes the Pistons Pontius Pilate.
- Stackhouse looks like a much, much better player when he's not surrounded by Michael Curry, Chucky Atkins, and Ben and thus forced to score 30 points a game. I wouldn't take the Hamilton trade back -- the man wears a mask all the time -- but Stack's all right by me.
- The "tilt" defense -- essentially a one-man zone just outside the low block by whatever post guy is handy whenever the Cavs try to iso LeBron at the elbow -- employed by the Pistons appears to be the first serious effect that the liberalized illegal defense rules have had on the game. Any team that seriously wants to prevent a star player from creating their own shot from an iso set can employ it at the low, low risk of a skip pass to the corner through a thicket of hands. The Cavs seemed helpless in the face of it, as LeBron's driving was almost entirely removed.
- Words cannot express how dear I hold the TNT studio show. Ernie, Kenny, and Charles have terrific chemistry, are fearless in their commentary, and are just damn funny. With the recent Big-N-Rich implosion of Gameday it's the undisuputed king of the talking-head shows, and there are no scheming princelings. If TNT was to buy out ESPN's NBA rights I would probably make a little yipping sound and click my heels together in fey fashion.
- More Barkley: "I took some good players over to Europe to play, and he [Dirk Nowitski] dropped 50 on us.... so I ask him 'How old are you' and he says '19' so I tell him 'I'll give you any amount of money in the world if you go to Auburn"
Kenny Smith: "Isn't that cheating?"
Charles Barkley: "We're in the SEC, if you aren't cheatin, you ain't tryin. We got Alabama, Georgia, Florida..."
- Things faster than Antoine Walker. (via DBB)
One Last Thing
Warning: if you go into seizures at mindblowing photographs, don't look down.
What on earth can Bill Laimbeer be saying to Kid Rock? Caption contest!
(as in "the one in which I agree with my readership": college)
My body's saying "let's go," but my jersey's saying "hyyyyarrrr!!!"
...has had a significant amount of news come down the pipe recently. To wit:
Aaaargh! A defection! Sort of: Zach MacVoy is leaving Michigan for the USHL. From there he'll recommit to a college that will put him on the ice. MacVoy played in about half of Michigan's 41 games a year ago but missed 14 of the last 16, something that did not look to improve with the (presumptive) return of all forwards save Kaleniecki and Ebbett. Good luck to Zach as long as he doesn't end up at State.
The USHL gives as it takes away, as '06 forward recruit Trevor Lewis continues to rocket up in the estimation of hockey scouts everywhere. The Des Moines Buccaneers (hyyarrr!!!) went from missing the playoffs to USHL champions this year with Lewis as their captain, prompting articles like this called "Hidden Trevor," which I originally thought was some sort of tortured Hidden Tiger, Crouching Dragon reference because I am retarded for Zhang Ziyi.
Anyway, Bob Miller of The Wolverine talked with Lewis' coach recently:
I'm not sure if I can say enough about Trevor. The accolades he received this year from the USHL say it all: USHL Player of the Year, USHL Curt Hammer Award winner (the first time in the history of the league that a player has won both), All-USHL First team, and he finished 2nd overall in points in the league. He's rated #30 for North American skaters in the final NHL Central Scouting rankings. There is a good buzz about him by NHL teams that he's got a chance to go late in the 1st round and won't go later than the 2nd. He tied for the point lead in play-offs - and really helped to carry our team. He developed into a solid leader when he was appointed Captain in January (we lost our previous captain to injury).
The Hammer Award is, ironically, the USHL equivalent of the Lady Byng.
The best part about Lewis is that he should be ready to make an impression immediately upon matriculation. He's a year older than most freshmen and played at a high level in the USHL, which is a league on a whole different level from the Junior A leagues in Canada that produced freshman year disappointments Andrew Cogliano (mild) and Tyler Swsytun (severe) a year ago. There may be a slight adjustment period, but I would pencil him in on the top two lines.
Des Moines' coach also commented on '07 forward commitment Aaron Palushaj.
The CHL draft may be changing significantly. This matters how? Well, prospective CHL players have taken to rumbling about going the NCAA route in the weeks leading up to the draft, causing an artificial slide in their position so that a team they have pre-arranged a deal with can scoop them up later than their talent dictates. Chris Heisenberg explains the situation in-depth if you'd like more detail.
Reducing the prevelance of 'cooking,' as this sandbagging is generally called, would help the competitive equity of the CHL, make their draft significantly more comprehensible, and potentially push a few guys from the CHL to the NCAA. The effect of the latter factor is likely to be extremely small -- you're either a college guy or you're not -- but it would reduce nasty surprises. Heisenberg doesn't think it'll ever happen, but The Scouting News says that (scroll allll the way down) they've "learned the highly reliable sources major changed may be made to the OHL draft over the summer months." (Apparently the Babelfish is moonlighting as a hockey scout.) Despite the sketchy nature of the site, which has been around for a while in various incarnations, these guys do have connections.
Speaking of the OHL draft, this one was a portentious one for Michigan fans as their three 2008 recruits -- highly touted all -- were eligible. Robbie Czarnik went in the sixth round to Oshawa, AJ Jenks went in the seventh to Plymouth, and Wohlberg was undrafted. That's very late for three guys who are shoo-ins for the USNTDP and garnered offers from Michigan at least six months ago and should defuse any lingering paranoia about poaching. Plymouth taking Jenks is mildly worrying -- is Czarnik really going to go wherever Oshawa is? -- but those who have spoken first-hand with him say he's committed to his, er, commitment. As per usual, a bunch of guys who made noises about college were scooped up by teams like London late in the first.
No Kitchener, no London, and no early picks, though: exhale.
Johnson, Hensick, and Hunwick have not yet stabbed us in the eye, but one of them will. And then we'll be like all "arrrgh" and they'll be all like "what, don't you learn?" and we'll all be like "no!"
At some point during the XFL era -- if a year can be called an era -- I absentmindedly flicked on a game between the Austin Stone Colds and the Shreveport There Aren't Any Wrestlers Called Shreveports and let my eyes linger over the football-like substance presented therein. Ben Huff was playing for one team or another and sacked the quarterback. I said to myself, "hey! Ben Huff!" and that was that. Like Eric Mayes, Huff had the bittersweet fortune to be a member of the 1997 national championship team in spirit only, watching his senior year from the sideline due to injury. That seemed like a big deal at the time.
Ben Huff died suddenly Monday due to unspecified causes. He was thirty-one.
It's okay to be mildly pleased with this one. I promise.
Oklahoma post Epke Udoh has committed to Tommy Amaker and the star-crossed Michigan basketball program. Normally this would be grounds for massive skepticism and cynical jokes about his decommit ETA, but he's actually signed a letter of intent so the chances of that are slim. And a desultory cheer went up from the battered crowd.
Udoh isn't Greg Oden or anything, but he is a tall human who can play basketball, which makes him the first Amaker has recruited since Sims and Petway. His other finalist was Pitt, a respectable program. He got three stars from Rivals and hung out in the 100-150 area of the rankings for most of the year despite being hampered by a knee injury.
Speaking of Oden, Mike DeCourcy is mentioning Udoh in the same breath as the future OMG Buckeye...
2. Indianapolis center Greg Oden blocked a 14-foot jumper by 6-9 forward Epke Udoh of Edmond, Okla. Understand, Udoh's shot was perfectly designed not to be blocked. He spun toward the left baseline, put a little extra loft on the shot and figured he was safe. Oden was standing at least 5 feet away but rose and deflected the ball on its way up.
...sort of. The "14-foot jumper" bit is nice, but another observer of his game says "Petway":
97 - Ekpe Udoh - Edmond, OK - 6'9 - 214 - Wizards
Udoh projects to be a solid role player in college. He stays inside, and focuses on rebounding and interior defense. Offensively, I've only seen him score on put backs and chip ins, and have yet to see a developed offensive game.
Until recently he had planned to go to prep school for a year to get more attention and bigger offers, but Amaker showed him a roster with no non-seniors over 6'7" and Udoh took the hint or something. He'll probably play a lot over the course of his career, so it's good to have him, but he does not sound like the next step towards dominating the Big Ten. Thumbs mildly up.
Update 5/4: Removed MI LB Chris Colasanti (PSU), added IL DE Martez Wilson, linked to Irish Eyes article with extensive passage on Joseph Barksdale and article on OH S Eugene Clifford. Linked to article on Brandon Saine -- more track zoomin' -- but it looks like he committed to OSU. Linked to article on OH CB Jordan Mabin, who says that Michigan is in his top three pending an offer. Moved Martell Webb to committed.
Editorial Opinion: Um... okay. Brandon Saine suddenly committing to OSU is a bit of a shocker. Mere days ago, Buckeye partisans were downplaying his abilities and calling him a defensive back; now he's thankyahJaisus. Michigan isn't exactly panhandling for tailbacks and will be fine, but Saine's commitment is annoying. Michigan has offers out to Chicago's Robert Hughes and Marc Tyler from California.
Colasanti's PSU commitment, on the other hand, was not a major surprise.
Mabin is still waiting on offers -- Pitt is his only BCS one so far -- but has turned in a series of impressive performances on the combine circuit. He's straightforward about his top three:
"If all my favorites offer, I'd say it would be a three-horse race between Ohio State, Michigan and Pittsburgh.
"Ohio State because they are close to home, I grew up watching them and I'm an Ohio boy. Michigan because of the tradition and Pittsburgh because I have family over there."
Pitt freshman Dorin Dickerson is Mabin's cousin. Mabin was reportedly the only player who could keep PA WR Toney Clemons in check at some Scout combine or another and is thus getting hype commensurate with Clemons, another guy who is short on offers but long on rep. I would think both eventually end up with offers, and probably pretty soon.
The NFL Draft functions as the starting gun for a wide array of "where are they now" pieces from the lofty heights of ESPN to the dregs of the blogosphere. The Feldman piece linked previously is a recap of the '02 Army All-American game and provides hilarious insight into the deeply twisted mind of Tom Lemming, who put college fooball legends Jake Carney, Marcus Freeman, and Scott Raridon -- Irish recruits all -- in the game. There were no fewer than twelve Irish recruits in the game, including three tight ends! Of course, Notre Dame's legendary 2002 recruiting class would proceed to extend Notre Dame's streak without a bowl win to 58 years and leave their indelible mark on us all.
While Feldman's piece clearly illuminates the downside of college football recruiting, there is a case to be made for the enteprise other than "yay money." Do recruiting rankings matter? I tend to think yes, but it's fairly common to see people declare rankings to be useless (Braylon Edwards, AJ Hawk) or outstanding based on anecdotal evidence. Anecdotes substituting for actual numbers is a major pet peeve of mine, especially when it's something fairly easy to compile and track. Enclosed herein is an attempt to rate the Rivals ratings.
Rivals' goal is to project high school players to college, not to the NFL. Someone like Kai Parham was a very productive college player and All-ACC, which matters more than the fact that he just went undrafted. Draft position does matter somewhat, but some players just don't translate to the NFL -- Rivals shouldn't be punished for that.
Rivals does not employ a battery of psychologists and thus can't possibly figure out which players are going to pull their piece at a McDonald's or flunk out or have several vertebrae explode. Players who had their careers derailed due to legal incidents, terminal inability to attend class, or a jumpy pancreas won't be held against Rivals. Players who can't hack it and transfer to podunk schools will, however. When a player has been around long enough so that a talent judgement can be rendered (say, Ahmad Brooks), a rating will be given despite knucklehead factors.
A five point scale is used to rate the performance of the player in college.
- Total bust.
- Mediocre player who contributed in some way.
- Average starter.
- Above-average starter. Starts for three or more years or garners all-conference recognition.
- Star. All-American, award-winning type or just one of the team's best players.
These are ballpark figures. Anyone more familiar with non-Midwestern players who disagree with the assessments below are welcome to disagree.
A few players are still unknown, primarily guys who go on Mormon missions or get stuck behind extremely strong starters. This list punts on them.
The schools, draft positions and some hints on the fates of the more obscure members of the list were provided by a post from Rivals poster NYGator($). 2002's top 50 are below. Expect the next fifty in about a week.
|1||Vince Young||Texas||Rd 1, #3||is Vince Young.||Bingo. 5/5.|
|2||Haloti Ngata||Oregon||Rd 1, #12||Starter by his fifth game. Injured and missed all of '03 but a first team All-American in '05.||Bingo. 5/5.|
|3||Lorenzo Booker||FSU||2007||Still in school. Has split time with fellow high-profile recruit Leon Washington. Impressive in his time on the field but severely limited by Jeff Bowden's disdain for gaining yards.||Fairly accurate. Limited more my circumstance than lack of talent. 4/5.|
|4||Ben Olson||UCLA||2009||UCLA's presumptive starter going into the fall. Career delayed for two years by Mormon mission.||Pending.|
|5||Reggie McNeal||Texas A&M||Rd 6, #193||NFL stock depressed since he can't play QB as a pro. A three-year starter at A&M with a shaky arm but dynamic feet.||Not a superstar, but one of A&M's best players over his tenure. 4/5|
|6||Chris Davis||FSU||2007||May be the antichrist: FSU's leading reciever with 55 catches for 666 yards in '05 after catching 24 and 13 as an underclassman.||3/5.|
|7||Ryan Moore||Miami||2007||44 catches as a redshirt freshman but injury erased sophomore season and junior season was a step back with only 24 catches.||2/5. Verging on bust.|
|8||Marcus Vick||Virginia Tech||Not drafted||Legendary punk-ass bitch. Still regarded as best quarterback in the history of football by Ron Gilmore. Kicked out of school after a long stretch of arrests, but did manage to start for a year.||Rivals is granted a total knucklehead exemption.|
|9||Leon Washington||FSU||Rd 4, #117||Like Booker, hard to evaluate because of Jeff Bowden's legendary incompetence. Played immediately and ranks 10th on FSU's all-time rushers list with 2,071 yards.||4/5.|
|10||Ciatrick Faison||Florida||Rd 4, #112 (2005)||Early entry after more than 1500 total yards as a junior. Also had around 700 total yards as a sophomore.||4/5.|
|11||Kai Parham||Virginia||Not drafted||Redshirted then started for three years. All-ACC as a junior with nine sacks. Ian says he was way better than overhyped Ahmad Brooks. Jumped early but was not drafted.||5/5 on college production alone.|
|12||Gerald Riggs, Jr.||Tennessee||Not drafted||Earned the starting job as a junior and merrily crushed SEC linebackers en route to 1,107 yards. Injuries limited Riggs to only a few games in Tennessee's dismal 2005 season.||4/5.|
|13||Rodrique Wright||Texas||Rd 7, #226||A four-year starter at DT and a second-team All-American as a junior. Somewhat indifferent senior year caused slide down draft boards, but still a mainstay of the MNCs.||Draft slide didn't hurt Texas any: 5/5.|
|14||Michael Johnson||Virginia||2007||First real who-dat of the list. Stuck behind Wali Lundy so far. Biggest year has 63 carries, most of them in garbage time against tomato cans. One year left sans Lundy.||1/5.|
|15||Justin Blalock||Texas||2007||Entering his fourth year as a starter at RT. Third-team All-American and All Big 12 a year ago.||5/5.|
|16||DiShon Platt||FSU||N/A||Never played due to academics.||TKE.|
|17||Ricardo Hurley||South Carolina||Not drafted||Started at MLB for two years with mediocre results.||3/5.|
|18||Nathan Rhodes||Washington||N/A||OL who never played a down for Washington due to a "congential back problem."||Injury exemption.|
|19||Brandon Jeffries||Tennessee||N/A||Flunked out, transfered to a CC, attempted to transfer to NC State, but never got there.||TKE.|
|20||Trent Edwards||Stanford||2007||Going into his third full year as the starter; completed 63% of his passes last year with 17 touchdowns and 7 interceptions.||5/5. Pretty much the only thing keeping Stanford competitive.|
|21||Deljuan Robinson||Miss. State||2007||Going into his second year as a starter at DT but hasn't made a major impact. Open heart surgery as a freshman and some tragic car accidents may have something to do with that.||3/5.|
|22||Jerious Norwood||Miss. State||Rd 3, #79||Though SMQB has a serious distaste for his game, Norwood did rack up over 3,000 career rushing yards for the generally moribund Mississippi State program, and it's hard to blame him for underperforming against vicious SEC defenses when his offensive line was no doubt overwhelmed on a regular basis.||4/5.|
|23||Marquis Johnson||Texas||2007||Academics forced him to JUCO, from there he transferred to Texas Tech and had 13 catches in '05, though none over the last six games. One more year left to play.||1/5. Bust.|
|24||Derek Morris||NC State||Not drafted||Academics forced a transfer from OSU to NC State; "undisclosed issues" forced him to sit out another four games. Once eligible, Morris was an instant starter for the Wolfpack, playing right tackle for three years before entering the draft early... smooth move.||3/5. Long-term starter but not a notable one.|
|25||Darren Williams||Miss. State||2007||Booted from MSU for unspecified violation of team rules and transfered to I-AA Jacksonville State. Before the problems he started for most of his freshman and junior years.||Tentative TKE, but on talent alone Williams appears to be a strike.|
|26||Pat Watkins||FSU||Rd 5, #183||Starter at FS his final two years on a bad-ass defense. Honorable mention all-ACC as a senior and an NFL draft pick.||4/5.|
|27||Ahmad Brooks||Virginia||Supplemental Pending||Starter from the moment he stepped on UVA's campus. A first-team All-American and Butkus finalist as a sophomore... and then things went to hell. Missed six games with injuries as a junior, failed a drug test, and got booted off the team.||5/5, TKE factors aside.|
|28||Devin Hester||Miami||Rd 2, #57||Little bastard has his photo on the wall of every special teams coach in the country. The caption reads "Do not kick to this man." Couldn't find a non-KR position, bouncing between WR and CB, but that didn't stop him from being drafted in the second round.||Tough player to judge, but he was the proverbial game-changer. 4/5|
|29||Mike D'Andrea||OSU||2007||Injury-plagued and stuck behind guys like Hawk and Carpenter, D'Andrea has played sparingly. Will get a chance to start this year.||1/5.|
|30||James Banks||Tennessee||N/A||Incorrigible problem child who got kicked off a football team run by Phil Fulmer -- yow.||TKE.|
|31||Zach Latimer||Oklahoma||2007||Played sparingly in his first three years but won the MLB job as a junior and was productive: 84 tackles, 4 sacks, 5 PBUs and honorable mention All Big 12.||4/5, assuming slightly better production as a senior.|
|32||Ben Obomanu||Auburn||Rd 7, #249||Consistently mediocre production. Catches by year: 17, 22, 24, 33 (which led the team).||2/5.|
|33||Gabe Watson||Michigan||Rd 4, #107||Planet-sized DT had obvious physical talent but applied it infrequently, earning a benching for portions of his senior year. Was still nigh-immovable in the middle and was named All Big Ten for two consecutive years.||4/5.|
|34||Jonathan Mapu||Tennessee||2009||Mormon mission.||Pending.|
|35||Edorian McCullough||Texas||Not drafted.||Looked like a rising star during his freshman year at Texas but flunked out, transferred to a JUCO, tried to get in at Oregon State, couldn't hack it, and evaporated. Just signed a UDFA contract with Jacksonville.||TKE.|
|36||Marcedes Lewis||UCLA||Rd 1, #29||Ginormous tight end ended up a three-year starter and first-round draft pick. Led UCLA with 58 receptions for 741 yards and 10 touchdowns as a senior. All-American and Mackey award winner.||5/5.|
|37||Maurice Clarett||OSU||Rd 3, #101||...is Maurice Clarett.||The very definition of the TKE.|
|38||Bryan Pickryl||Texas||N/A||Injury-forced retirement.||Injury exemption.|
|39||Lonnie Davis||FSU||N/A||Academic washout who ended up at Elizabeth City State U.||TKE.|
|40||Justin Zwick||OSU||2007||Hilariously inept when pressed into service and lost his job to Troy Smith, preventing mass suicides across the state of Ohio. Busterrific.||1/5.|
|41||AJ Nicholson||FSU||Rd 5, #157||Two-year starter at linebacker and taser target. Second team All-ACC and a Butkus semifinalist.||4/5.|
|42||Rhema McKnight||Notre Dame||2007||Blew out a knee last year and applied for a fifth year of eligibility. Notre Dame's leading receiver the two years before that with 40-some catches each year.||4/5. Not a great player but a good one.|
|43||Julian Jenkins||Stanford||Rd 5, #156||Starter at DE for final two years and honorable mention All Pac Ten both times.||4/5.|
|44||Marvin Byrdsong||Miss. State||Not drafted||Started for MSU as a junior, then left when Croom came in, inserted freshmen in front of him, and wanted to play him at DE. Landed at Northwestern State and killed persons at the I-AA level.||2/5.|
|45||Marcus Jackson||Georgia||N/A||Retired due to a blood clot in his brain.||Injury exemption.|
|46||Kyle Williams||USC||2007||Hasn't started a single game yet since he was stuck behind Winston Justice, but will get a crack this year.||Pending.|
|47||DaBryan Blanton||Texas||N/A||All-American... in track. Gave up football after his freshman year.||Er... track exemption?|
|48||DeShawn Wynn||Florida||2007||Called steaming pile of crap by head coach Urban Meyer earlier this spring; still probably going to start for Florida in the fall. Career to date has b
een full of hijinks and two-yard gains.
|49||Kedrick Golston||UGA||Rd 6, #196||Started on and off for all four years save when a bevy of unrelated injuries slowed him down. All-SEC third team as a junior. Crappy stats but is a DT, known for crappy stats.||4/5.|
|50||Justin Vincent||LSU||2007||Bizarre career featuring 1,000 yards and a national title as a freshman. Since then he's been buried behind Joseph Addai and Alley Broussard.||3/5? Clearly talented but with Broussard back probably going to end his career an afterthought.|
Are these any good?
I think they're outstanding. If you remove the 15 players who busted out for reasons other than "no talent," you have a 63 percent chance of getting a player who is an above-average starter. The average rating across all players is 3.5. NFL teams would kill for that strike rate for the top 50 picks in the NFL draft. Even if you throw in the guys Rivals couldn't forsee would have star-crossed lives, the hit rate is still 44 percent for good players and above 50 for average starters. Hell, even some of the TKEs made contributions: Clarett, Vick, and Darren Williams.
Anyway: this is sort of pain in the ass, but I do plan on finishing this within the week.